FARK'S THOUGHTS (MOSTLY EXCUSES)
THE BLOG
Where Fark justifies every "NewOO Man" with increasingly creative excuses.
THE DECLINE-O-METER™
Every post is rated on Fark's Snarkiness Scale: 1 (polite decline) to 10 (aggressive NewOO Man with bonus condescension)
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Excuses
8/10
Why Direct Mail Will Never Die (Please, God, Don't Let It Die)
An emotional defense of the only marketing channel Fark has ever approved, featuring charts that may or may not be accurate.
Fark Fotoglow
1/15/2024
Excuses with Charts
6/10
That One Time I Was Right (The Supply Closet Incident)
A completely objective retelling of August 2010, when Fark's brilliant direct mail idea was definitely conceived through pure business acumen.
Fark Fotoglow
2/20/2024
Excuses with Acuity
9/10
$2.3 Million in Consultants Who Were All Wrong
A comprehensive list of expensive consulting firms who suggested digital marketing, and why Fark knew better than all of them combined.
Fark Fotoglow
3/10/2024