PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT
GET YOUR IDEA DECLINED
Submit your brilliant business idea today! Fark personally reviews every submission before saying "NewOO Man" with his signature nasal tone.
SUBMISSION FORM
OTHER WAYS TO BE DECLINED
Email
newooman@farkfotoglow.com
(Auto-reply: "NewOO Man")
Phone
1-800-NEW-OOMAN
(Rings directly to voicemail. Fark never checks it.)
Office
123 Decline Boulevard
Newport Beach, CA 92660
Newport Beach, CA 92660
(Supply closet permanently locked)
RESPONSE TIME
Fark personally reviews every submission with his signature nasal "NewOO Man" within 24-48 hours.
Translation: Your email goes straight to a folder labeled "Declined Without Reading."
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
By submitting your idea, you acknowledge that Fark Fotoglow will decline it, forget about it, and possibly bury it in a filing cabinet marked "Bad Ideas (All of Them)." Any resemblance between your declined idea and future company initiatives is purely coincidental and will be denied. NewOO Man™ is a registered trademark of Fark Fotoglow Enterprises LLC.